Bus Monitor Macaroni is a minor character in The Bacon Chronicles. He is the short-tempered bus monitor for AnthomorphicFoodPlaceTopiaSchoolThing's bus. Every day he chooses Bacon to drive the bus, as he hates him and is the only person on his driving rota.
He is a light yellow peice of macaroni with some cheese oozing out of his holes, along with his legs coming out. He wears a blue cap reading "BUS MONITOR" in white lettering.
BMM is generally a short-tempered man, showing hatred to every child, especially Bacon.